robot nails

tore up cut'z

Check out these crazy freakeing nails I got today. The entire story of my life is buying metallic nail polishes and then being hella sad when they're streaky and kind of look like metal?? But not nice metal??? So while I'm not usually one for fake nails (like girl don't even get me started on fake nails actually.) these are those super temporary low-qual ones so it shouldn't last more than a few days sooo when I take them off it shouldn't be a disgusting soft flaky pastry of a nail bed situation down there. Do you know what I'm talking about? Is that just me? When I was younger (WHOOPS I GOT STARTED ON FAKE NAILS) I got acrylic nails like from an actual salon, where they smush the little cloudy gel blob (whatever, do I look what I know what I'm talking about) into your nails and they were awesome for a while, then one fell off so I had to take all of them off and my nails were a DISASTER. Like they file yr junk down first to apply them, I guess? Then they get all soft and weak under that plastic? Ugh shudders thinking about it, moving on.

These nails are hot shit and perfect for looking like a sexy-ass robot bitch who needs to make sure nails stay safe cause this nail glue ain't the best!! Holla!! Also note: my messed up cuticles. Anyway the nails I used are these, I got them in Boots while ~*~*Chriiiistmas Shopping!!*~*~! And I never play the fake nails game and it was easy enough for me to figure out application and then filing them to a reasonable length etc etc. Plus if they get smudgey u can just wipe em off like a mirror. Get on it.